m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

(Source: keeganallennews)

tanku:

this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(Source: chellychuu)

mrharrisonford:

what guns look like irl

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how i draw guns

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bleach-at-the-beach:

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

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babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

(Source: cloudsomethin)

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor