Hey tomorrow’s my 50th day of work, that’s kinda cool.
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
THIS IS WHY YOU BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST. YOU GET TO FIND NEAT SHIT IN THE OCEAN AND GIVE IT UTTERLY BATSHIT INSANE NAMES.
"PIG BUTT WORM"
"PING-PONG TREE SPONGE"
"PIMPLE OF THE UNDER WORLD"
DEEP SEA CRITTER NAMES ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away